Online dating a joke
“This is hilarious.” Nathan isn’t the first playa to make such a dating facepalm. The first reply came back with: “Not much but I can’t speak for the 31 other girls attached in this group message.” The Boston local then attempted to calm things down by sending a copy-pasted individual message to the women saying, “Don’t get your panties in a bunch,” and claiming he was too busy to send 32 personalized messages. Magician Phil Pivnick summarizes the experience like this: “If you’re online dating, you’re looking for people no one wants, and it’s a month.” The irony of many mainstream dating sites is that, despite the large number of people are online, few are actually date-worthy.A not-so-smooth single named Josh group messaged all 32 of his Tinder matches in 2015. “There are plenty of fish in the sea,” reads an e Card on Pinterest, “and lots of floating garbage too.” It’s enough to make some daters give up on online dating altogether. Nicole Betz, a witty Twitter user, said, “I’m not into internet dating, but I am dating the internet.” You can check out more funny online dating quotes here. If you go into it with a cynical, judgmental, and glass-half-empty attitude, you’re going to turn dates off and probably won’t have a good time.Many misguided daters just want to get someone to show up to a first date, so they go online and misrepresent who they are or what they look like in real life, sometimes in dramatic ways. He sent his flirt in a group message to all seven of his love interests.Another comic portrays a catfished date who thought she was meeting a man in a uniform only to find out: “He’s a Boy Scout Den Leader. Recently, one of my single friends on Facebook shared a tweet from Linda In Disguise: “Done with dating sites. The quote goes on, “At least I know they have a job, a car, and pizza.” This person is a genius. Online dating has sped up the dating process, but it hasn’t been a joy for every user all the time. “I’d rather meet someone the old-fashioned way…With alcohol and poor judgment.” Cheers to that! “Now, my dream of finding love can be crushed more efficiently and in the privacy of my own home.” Now that’s what we call progress. Not a great way to let a girl know she isn’t the only one you’re seeing.” One politically savvy guy sent a first message reading, “On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight? Another smooth talker simply said, “Guess what I’m wearing? The key is to be original, amusing, and flattering all at once.
“You had me at the proper use of ‘you’re'” one Pinterest card reads.
Catfishing isn’t funny when it happens to you, but it is funny when people make jokes about it on the web.
One hilarious comic shows an unimpressed woman opening the door to a short, overweight, and balding date.
To borrow the words of a popular meme: Dudes be like “Your beautiful.” I be like “It’s you’re.” Do you remember that episode of “Doctor Who” where they invade the planet of insane Daleks? Of course, the Doctor rushes off to rescue her from the ship. When the Doctor opens the door to find a killing machine and not a damsel there waiting for him, he gets majorly catfished.
A lot of online daters can sympathize with this plot twist.